totalitarian dystopian future lit is like “what if the government got so powerful that all the bad stuff that’s already happening ALSO HAPPENED TO WHITE PEOPLE?”
i don’t give a fuck if u don’t like les mis, do you hear the people sing is the most rousing shit in the world
A golden oldie for a golden oldie.
when your family asks if you have a boyfriend
“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart
*steps in something wet* *screams for 34 years*
*steps in something wet while wearing just socks* *screams for 68 years*
now that i’m 18, i guess it’s finally time
it was a great honour to have this title bestowed on me, but i have to pass it on now. i thank you all.
it was a privilege, but now there must be a new dancing queen. applicants must be young, free and only 17.
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